🎸 Alien Rejects – The Band That'll Rock Your Brain (Literally)

Hello Earthlings, it’s time we let you in on a little secret…

Before Zonk and Zonny became infamous for attempting a full-scale Zombie Invasion of Earth, they were something of a big deal on their home planet — Glarfex.

Long before the days of abductions, alien sightings, and intergalactic t-shirt drops, Zonk and Zonny were rockstars. We’re not talking about some garage band on the outer moons — we’re talking headline-a-cosmic-festival-level musicians. Their sound? Imagine heavy space-metal fused with brain-melting synths and a dash of 80s horror vibes. It's no wonder their most popular song is called... "Zombies Exist".

But fame on Glarfex only goes so far. Once they set their sights on Earth, their mission evolved — from abduction to zombie conversion. But rather than go the traditional route (you know... brain-chomping, fog machine invasions, etc.), they had an idea:

“What if we could rock Earth so hard... that humans voluntarily became zombies?”

Thus, their band Alien Rejects was born.

🎤 From Rejected to Respected (by zombies at least)

Despite being completely ghosted by every record label they’ve contacted (we’re up to voicemail #5,284 at this point), Alien Rejects is building a cult following — quite literally. Their live shows are wild. People leave confused, dazed, and occasionally zombified. But they all agree on one thing:

"It was the best gig I've ever been to... I think?"

So while no one’s picked up their album (yet), their merch has landed.

👕 Introducing the "Alien Rejects Tee"

Crafted for the converted and the soon-to-be-infected, the Alien Rejects Tee is the ultimate badge of honour for any fan of space-rock chaos. Whether you’ve seen the band live or are just vibing from a safe distance (with garlic and earplugs), this shirt brings the noise — without the sound system.

Wear it to concerts. Wear it to brunch. Wear it while slowly turning into a stylish zombie. We won’t judge.

Available now in a variety of styles — including kids and v-neck options for those who like their alien invasion with a side of flair.

🚨 Limited Tour Alert? Nope.

This isn’t a one-off drop. It’s a movement. Join the invasion. Catch the next gig (or hallucination). And grab the tee before Zonk eats all the inventory.

🧠 Final Thought

If music is the universal language... then Alien Rejects are about to be your favourite dialect of undead-awesome.

Shop the Alien Rejects Tee now at zombiealiens.store